Saturday, October 13, 2007

A Letter to Al Gore

Dear Al Gore,

As a concerned inhabitant of the earth, I have a simple request for you.

Please have your Nobel Peace Prize medal sent to you via UPS, FedEx, or DHL. You could probably have it delivered in this method for around 20 bucks or so. Sure beats the thousands of dollars you would spend flying to Oslo, Norway in a jet.

I can't see why you would want to fly to Oslo, Norway for the ceremony and pump even more CO2 and pollutants into the atmosphere. After all, if you flew there, wouldn't you be defeating the purpose of what the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to you for?

So just ask the Noble Peace Prize Committee to cancel the ceremony, thus saving all the attendees a ton of money and preventing the release of tons of CO2 into the environment, which is what you claim is the cause of global warming.

Oh, and the money you save, could you donate that to the Mike Huckabee campaign. He could really use it, and you do seem to like former governors from Arkansas.

Burt Noyes

1 comment:

Chip said...

Very nice. Love the letter.